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About

Hello. My name is Parker. By day, I'm a programmer. I've been running the Wallsocks Productions YouTube channel since 2016. I made this web site because I'm sick of bland, centralized social media sites monopolizing our online identities. Let's bring back everyone having their own personal websites!

Likes:
• Cats
• Video Games
• Pokemon
• Shiny hunting
• TCGs
• Technology
• Open source software
• Your Mom
• The 1991 Ames department store 2 day sale commercial where the guy says "and POOF! My Doris was GONE!"
• This video

Dislikes:
• Politics
• Billionaires
• Microtransactions
• Tech Bros
• NFTs
• People who unironically use "woke" to describe things they dislike (touch grass, please)
• How it feels like the entire internet is turning into 4chan/twitter
• Shiny hunting

Why Wallsocks?

Basically, it's an inside joke. There was this time my family and I went to a restaurant. It was noisy and the host kept getting our name wrong. when he finally called our name it had somehow turned into "wallsocks". Cut ahead a while and I'm coming up with a name for my YouTube channel and Wallsocks just felt perfect.